The Finance Nurse · UK 2026/27

Know your real take-home.

Tax, National Insurance, pension, student loan — all of it. See exactly what lands in your account, then split it like a Finance Nurse.

Money Vitalslive reading
No sign-up. Takes 20 seconds.
01 — Your pay

What actually lands

Private, NHS or self-employed. Pop your numbers in and watch your real take-home come up.

Your take-home
£0
per month
£0
per week
£0
per year
02 — Your split

Split it your way

Three ways to divide your take-home — pick the one that fits your life. You get all of them inside the app.

03 — The full workup

That's your pulse check. Ready for the full workup?

Money Vitals is the full app — the same clean, no-jargon tool, with everything your money actually needs.

£9.99one-off · yours to keep · installs like an app
Get Money Vitals — £9.99
The rounds

Money notes, no lectures

Straight talk on personal finance, lifestyle, wealth creation etc — a couple of times a month, no waffle.

04 — The small print, plainly

Questions, answered straight

Is my money data private?

Completely. Everything you type stays on your own device — it's never uploaded, and I never see a single figure. Your numbers are yours alone.

Can I use it on more than one device?

For now it lives on the device you use it on, so pick one — your phone's ideal, and it installs to your home screen like a normal app. Syncing across phone and laptop is on the way.

What happens if I get a new phone?

Before you switch, tap Back up my data inside the app — it saves a file. Open the app on your new phone and restore it. Two taps and you're back exactly where you left off.

Is it a one-off or a subscription?

One-off. Pay £9.99 once, it's yours to keep. No monthly fee, no catch.

How do refunds work?

Payments run through Lemon Squeezy, who handle the money side. If something's not right, email me and I'll get it sorted quickly.

Is this financial advice?

No — it's a tool to help you see your own numbers clearly and make your own calls. It's educational, not regulated advice.

Talk to a human

Got a question? That's me on the other end.

No bots, no ticket queue. Email hello@thewealthward.com and I read every one.